officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

(via joshpeck)

  • lady gaga: ***breathes***
  • lil monster: This means something on a much deeper and intellectual level than most people want to give Lady Gaga credit for. The inhale of oxygen represents her bringing new life, a new sound, a new generation of oxygen particles represents Lady Gaga opening the door to new experiences and creative energy. The inhale is a performance art and a parody of a societal inability to open new passages of creativity. But then....the exhale. Gaga releasing of carbon dioxide is a commentary on all the waste of creative juices within the realm of society and the aspect of media culture not giving artists the inability to shed a new skin and transcend new heights. Art pop.